dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Platonic Solid

A boner you get from a person who has friendzoned you.

I thought I had gotten over Catherine, but my platonic solid proved otherwise.

by ThradOvvhrs March 28, 2020

Dream Soldier

a dream soldier
not pog

oh it's a dream soldier not pog

by dream soldier October 21, 2020

Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.

Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier

by Sanctuum December 2, 2020

Minecraft solidarity

when you put a stance of solidarity and working together in video games as a test run for the real thing.
when you causes a revolution "in Minecraft" by creating mass solidarity.

"I'm surprised Minecraft solidarity even works"

by Anarchon March 6, 2021

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

Black soldier

Black soldier is hair on the lower parts such as ass or balls.

Did you showed you'r black soldiers?

by samkopro12 December 31, 2021