skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole

Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”

by Wishes dj August 17, 2024

Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

Skinny brown

Garbage

Skinny brown is a synonym of trash

by LolLocked July 31, 2025

Skinny Dippin

Having anal sex with a skinny boy who has a lil dicky.

Lindsay went Skinny Dippin with Timothee after their salads at LaScala

by Hamie333 August 5, 2025

Skinny snorkel pluh punkage caca

This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Skinny Circles

a skinny circle does not exist. because a circle isn't skinny.
sure, fat circles are fair games, but it's because it's BIG, the polar opposite is SMALL not SKINNY.

"skinny circles haha funny"
"the polar opposite is small you fucking idiot"

by Pig Man, Pig Fan January 15, 2025

Skinny

Horizontally gifted girls think they aren't this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they are this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat. I need to get back on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, you literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today."

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Girl 1: "Girl! Don't I just look so skinny, like, period, like summer body goals."
Girl 2: "No girl, you weigh 250lbs and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "No she's just big boned."
Girl 4: "Big is beautiful. She's as beautiful as Lizzo."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025