Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.

Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.

by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016

well skin

To describe a person that is really thin, used in Southern England

that girl there is well skin

by Chatters1984 February 3, 2008

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

Throw Skin

To hit on a person with the sole intent to sleep with them.

I'd throw skin with some slam piece tonight, homie. Lets go!

by mhansen September 16, 2020