simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 03, 2020

simp

the one named Krishna, the ultimate simp, the queen of all simps

"Omg, you're such a simp, Krishna!"

by mr wumpus June 27, 2021

SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020

simp

a bitch who is in LOVE with someone who dont gaf abt them :,)
cough cough IRENE

bruh irene is a big ass simp for .. yk who😭😭..

by s!utz. May 07, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 07, 2020

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 28, 2022

simp

Someone who puts in too much effort for a girl.

Jaden Laudin from Mandeville, Louisiana, is the biggest simp in the tri-state area.

by JadenLaudinIsASimp April 24, 2020