SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simping

104th Battalion commander Ceasar For savannah

Ceasar Is simping hard for savannah Rn

by Judge Bama January 23, 2021

simp

All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.

Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021

simp

you.

you're the simp

by hoeforcurlyboys March 9, 2021

simped

the past tense of simp

ash simped for fuckin anime boy

by epicmanwhoyesses March 13, 2021

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021