shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024
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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.
"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."
by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024
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go some shitty

When Tonikaku (aka Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura in Japan) tried to say Gotham City at the 2023 final of "Britain's Got Talent" show, he could not make himself understood. Instead, what the audience heard is "Go Some Shitty," which kind of made sense to them because his repeatedly same performance was somehow shitty.
Man 1: Hey, what was the movie like?
Man 2: I don't know. It would go some shitty!
by Pamela B. June 12, 2023
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handsy shitties

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".
by HandsyScotty February 05, 2010
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Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!
I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now
by D-Jesus August 03, 2015
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Shitty shit shit

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty
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