Secondhand Joke

When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.

Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"

by Ankle Breaka January 9, 2011

Second Wifer

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014

second eye

the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.

oh she's chill, she's a second eyer

by toofine August 27, 2017

Second year

A complete waste of time in an Irish teenagers life.

Your in second year ? Oh ya that’s a f*cking doss.

by b0b04 November 22, 2018