It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017
Get the Secret Saltamug. Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023
Get the Victors Secretmug. The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019
Get the secret spaghettimug. the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40
damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois
by forble June 9, 2025
Get the secret squoggit saucemug. by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
Get the secret spaghetti saucemug. the flyest motha fucka out there, a true ladies man, aka LOCK UPS all day, aint no body fuckin with this nigga
by King Mamba March 3, 2011
Get the secret mambamug. Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.
Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.
Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
by Crimson X December 5, 2010
Get the secret deletemug.