Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 2, 2014
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Because you need to go to school to be successful
Whyyyyy?
That’s how society works, now get to work
Kill me now.
Because you need to go to school to be successful
Whyyyyy?
That’s how society works, now get to work
Kill me now.
by Social anxiety filled human June 7, 2019
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Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...
Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...
Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..
by hellishflames February 16, 2022
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Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”
Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”
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