Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.
"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"
by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023
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Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.
by ScoobyDooPaPa May 03, 2018
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the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms
by Chongingbong August 09, 2022
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Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
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Stoner's Drip

A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.
As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.
by Nitrolian February 27, 2014
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Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.
Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.
by its you June 20, 2013
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Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
by Satans Lapdog September 04, 2016
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