Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)
Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF
by Derpy Tinklepants February 02, 2016
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verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)
I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.
by quadman08 November 20, 2008
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Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine June 05, 2011
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a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"
by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020
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trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!
Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.
by punkybluestar March 25, 2005
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A Smurf is someone with a lack of talent and normally let's people with talent do work for them.
"Ben is a fucking Smurf, he lip synced at the talent show."
by LimKappa April 09, 2018
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Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.
There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.
by Obi July 14, 2003
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