surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020

Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.

Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.

by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019

super pussy slow

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.

I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.

by boatsmith September 3, 2018

slow

1. Typically defined as a person who is either not hasty because he or she doesn't care or isn't in a hurry because of their slayed back attitude.
2. A person who has mental retardation due to their lack of IQ points.
3. To move slowly.

1. She tends to be running behind because of her slayed back attitude.
2. Is he slow or is that just me?
3. That grandpa is driving so slow.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Slow damage

Slow Damage is a new BL visual novel game released by the company Nitro+Chiral, a branch of the popular VN company NitroPlus. It is 18+ and can get really dark.

Jacob: bro have you played slow damage?
Max: not yet. Still waiting for the English release. But I love Towa so far! He's my favourite.

by Jayden Killjoy November 2, 2022

Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.

"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"

by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017