School

The burning hell on earth. Where you are "educated" about things you will NEVER use in your life for 18 years that seems like a lifetime

Mom: Wake Up
Me: Its Saturday
Mom: No... It's Monday, back to school, or should I say back the hell

by Me🍩Care October 5, 2016

School

A place like prison, only you get to socialise more.

Tom: I hate school, I had so much homework

Dan: Yh me too it’s like a prison

by Boujeebrokebitch September 17, 2018

School

A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.

"School is trash boi"

by DeepFriedBacon September 2, 2020

School

Hell Hole

Noone Likes it

Oh! Hey lets go To School and Learn Nothing because Its a hell hole

by Diplo69 May 10, 2021

School

The worlds greatest shooting range

Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school

by Picklelord July 3, 2019

School

Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.

Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.

Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!

2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!

2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...

by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018

School

Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.

Person A: I love school
Person B: What's wrong with you?

by Joewypak October 15, 2020