Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.
Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows
by Lilboy127 November 18, 2018
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russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.
by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018
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Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.
by DaEif October 03, 2015
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Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.
Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.
by skeletal-omega January 01, 2022
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Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
by Z412 July 15, 2019
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Russian-bow

Ro-sham-bo for russians but with the added bow gesture.

Originated from the Murmansk suburb of Rosta on an vodka fueled bender where two men were to decide between getting more vodka or steal a boat from the nearby shipyard.
The bow gesture still remains unknown to this day.
-Let's do a Russian-bow!
-What?
-Roshambo with a bow!
-Shut up you're drunk
by Razul Ham March 01, 2015
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russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 08, 2016
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