Hub Rub

The act of rubbing your dick raw because you jerked off to Pornhub too much

My buddy was in quarantine for Covid and got a nasty case of hub rub so he probably shouldn’t bang until he’s healed up!

by Rtpnfk September 25, 2022

Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫

Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum

by KityLover November 14, 2017

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Rubbing clittys

The sexual action between two female partners. Whereas both conduct sexual acts using their vaginas.

Hey did you you guys hear?? Jennifer and Ashlei are rubbing clittys?!

by GYGOMD Master April 20, 2021

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

throat rub

Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.

Can i give you a throat rub, Becky? Then I'll take you for a mustache ride.

by Duckie45895 June 1, 2016