Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Psychologically retarded

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024

darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.

Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."

by obesemoron December 1, 2024