baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch

eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

random

That was a random search.

Why the heck did you search up random.

by jess560 July 19, 2024

Random

What you are looking at

"Bob is random"

by Ayaan 90 September 13, 2022

randome

the act of giving random head

I feel so slutty with all the randome I've been giving; I should really scale it back but there are so many deserving men.

by theUlTiMaTebabe March 8, 2011

Totally random

Cannot begin to keep up with you

Dude you are like totally random and I’m loosing you.

by Totally Random July 1, 2022

Random Miami

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.

Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"

by the_bj March 1, 2019