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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
mugGet the Cranial Queefingmug.

Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
mugGet the Queef Addictmug.

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.
Man, she's a queef god.
by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014
mugGet the queef godmug.

titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.
Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."
by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014
mugGet the titty-queefmug.

Backdraft Queef

When a fart follows your ass crack forward into your vagina. A specific periscope fart that only affects women.
I was sitting down and my fart became a backdraft queef and I had to refart my fart.
by strawberry1990 December 9, 2019
mugGet the Backdraft Queefmug.

Jiggle queef

When your friend closes the door to your Rust base right when you were about to enter.
Liam: *closes the door right in Katie's face*
Katie: Damn it, Liam just jiggle queef'd me.
by KatiePlayz_ October 10, 2022
mugGet the Jiggle queefmug.

beefy queef

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption
***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***
by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019
mugGet the beefy queefmug.

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