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couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
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Butterscotch Pudding

The act of a Male placing his genitals on the forehead of another person establishing the illusion of Butterscotch Pudding dawdling down said persons face. This could also be used to establish dominance amongst inferior individuals.
Bro, don't make me give you a little Butterscotch Pudding in front of your sister.
by DiggzHazy May 8, 2020
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Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.
He is such a pud.
by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022
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