Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.mug. Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
Get the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?mug. Also knows as Jello Booty, Pudding Booty, or "puddin booty" describes a girl's butt, not usually muscular in nature, that can shake with minimal effort. Usually has dimples when grabbed, but useful tool for "twerking". Also see "Ham Sammich" and/or "Motor boating down south".
1. "Do you like Pudding booty?" "No they just don't look athletic, and they just jiggle too much."
2. "I'm gona ham sammich the shit out of that Puddin booty"
3. "that stripper is hot, but she has pudding booty, so I'm not a fan"
4. "Did you see the ass on that girl? She has epic Pudding booty...shit shakes for days!"
2. "I'm gona ham sammich the shit out of that Puddin booty"
3. "that stripper is hot, but she has pudding booty, so I'm not a fan"
4. "Did you see the ass on that girl? She has epic Pudding booty...shit shakes for days!"
by Ninly January 30, 2015
Get the Pudding Bootymug. The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.
Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.
by jackbox281 September 28, 2021
Get the Prayer Puddingmug. Coomer #1: Bro, have you seen the new Riley Reid video?!
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.
by A1burt December 4, 2020
Get the Apple Puddingmug. by Neverbeu December 6, 2019
Get the rice puddingmug. by Big man willy October 9, 2019
Get the Pum pum puddingmug.