Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. mug.Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
Get the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? mug.by hypnus July 16, 2014
Get the pudding humping mug.When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.
by Lord Militus July 13, 2022
Get the Pud mug.A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
Get the Pudding mug.I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
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