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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021
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wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by akimb0 April 25, 2011
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.
I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.
by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018
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Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018
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poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
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