mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

Pocket thought

A pocket thought is a definition of when your out and about with your hands in your pockets and see someone that is very fit and you can't help but touch your bits..

Was in the pub and saw a really fit girl and could'nt help but have a pocket thought...

by Andy pansy May 10, 2018

pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

by Gav T June 15, 2016

Throb Pocket

A beautiful term for a ladies vagina. I believe it's from a poem.

Her- 'would like to come back to mine after dinner? We can have coffee and I'll show you my throb pocket, y'know, see what happens.'

by JashAndughes May 14, 2016

Pocket Meme

Similar to an inside joke, a pocket meme is a recurring meme that exists within a small group and is used frequently

Person A: that road trip was jumbo large
Person B: So jumbo large
Person C: what is "jumbo large?"
Persons A and B: Just a pocket meme, bro, you wouldn't understand

by zoo804 June 16, 2016

johnny pocket

British slang for the trouser coin pocket

I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans

by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016

crock pocket

Food that has been in your pocket and is now pocket warm and ready to eat.

These Slim-Jims have been crock pocketed all day and are delicious!

by bilbisgfy August 7, 2016