patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

plathelliate

Verb-to eat paper that has been previously, partially digested

Alfred plathelliated with Ronald as means of cheating on the test

by Sarlinay November 30, 2010

Patchwork madras

Patchwork madras is fabric that is made from 100% cotton, and is sewn into patchworks.The fabric is madras (cotton plaid) fabric, and the end product is known as patchwork madras.

Patchwork madras by Atlantis Fabrics is ideal for summer shorts.

by Patchwork madras April 5, 2011

PlateHood

The PlateHood is a privacy solution to protect your personal information from photo enforcement systems. The PlateHood is not a license plate cover.

Driving down the road i was flashed by a photo radar system and didn't have to worry about a ticket because i had the PlateHood installed on my car.

While deep in da hood, i rest easy with my PlateHood.

by Bababooey420 August 11, 2011

Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.

Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.

by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014