Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

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Coke Plan

A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.

I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan

by dvarg52 March 25, 2022

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planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

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Plan C

Incase plan A and B don't work you can use Plan C! All you need is a Blowtorch, Bucket, and a rat.

Last night I didn't pull out so I made my girlfriend do Plan C

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

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Plan D

When you accidentally nut in your girl, panic, buy her Plan B, make her take it, then realize you can nut in her over and over because the aforementioned Plan B will take care of it.

I freaked out last night cause I came inside my girl, so I bought her Plan B, then I realized I should just switch to Plan D.

by Tomthebom0 April 3, 2021

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