Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"

1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night

by Hacz0r April 2, 2009

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Pirate Style

Drinking alcohol straight from the bottle.

I did not want to get up to get a glass, so I decided to drink it 'Pirate Style.'

by The Wino February 25, 2013

myspace pirate

A person that sends out friend requests to any and everyone in a quest to out friend everyone else.

Timmy you are a myspace pirate.

by playmisterio May 21, 2008

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

pirate key

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)

Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"

by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015