pipe eyed

Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone

Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!

doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.

by Scott County Slummer November 29, 2013

piglegs

an extremely cool and funny person who makes original jokes. Usually has a long and massive cock.

"wow bro your cock is massive you must be a piglegs"

by Mat is not funny May 12, 2021

papleino

a funny ass name to call your girlfriend/boyfriend bc why not 😏.

anyone: “fuck me papleino”

by papleino101 May 22, 2021

pants pipe

pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!

"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"

by The Powers September 26, 2006

douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

fuck piglet

A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.

e.g. Paul: "God, look at Lauren grinding on that small asian guy"

Sean: "Yeah i know, that bitch is such a fuck piglet!"

by seanfaz May 25, 2009

straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

by reignoverme June 26, 2009