by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 28, 2021
An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 02, 2008
In school I was phantom reading.
by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018
The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 07, 2025
Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.
Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
by Kdidjdndijdlwiantjrbe dididjdn September 20, 2021
"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013