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Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.
Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.
by Sithposter January 9, 2020
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Parking the Porpoise

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.
"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."
by UNRStudent March 16, 2020
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Packing for Utah

Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.
by Weeniepeenie June 13, 2020
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Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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packing lips

Packing lips is when you get lip injections, like the people in Jersey Shore
Those Jersey Shore people are really packing lips. WTF?
by LewsCorner October 8, 2020
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