double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 29, 2011

Mohinder please

When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!

Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!

by Luvrogers May 7, 2013

Mohinder please

Enlighten me, remove darkness, confusion or bail me out!

Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!

Hush: Ta.

by luvrogers May 7, 2013

Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.

bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased

by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014