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couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
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pudding plop

a mexican male who has an overly large nose that resembles a plop of pudding
"Hey who's that guy who calls himself the G-Spot?"

"Oh, that's pudding plop."
by itsBarbieBitch teehee April 8, 2010
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PUD

Is an individual that sits around doing nothing day in and day out. Overtime he becomes lazier and performs less and less. Best described as an object that doesn't move, staying stagnate and stuck in one period of time forever.
"Did you know that Robert lives in a shack and still has no job? He is such a pud just stuck in one place forever."
by ODINS SON October 28, 2025
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Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.
Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.
by shovel breaker May 25, 2022
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Penelope‘s pudding

The mixtures of the secretions of semen saliva and sweat collected in the nostrils of the partner giving a blow job
I hate Penelope‘s pudding because it’s so sticky
by Ms Penelope September 13, 2022
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Banana Pudding

Hot girl in a short dress walking around town.
Look at a that fine Banana Pudding walking down here! I could just eat her up!
by Red Thread August 5, 2021
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