Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.mug. Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
Get the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?mug. I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
by CowboyChance February 27, 2021
Get the Cool Ranch Puddingmug. Resheathing your sword
by hashtagblahblah August 28, 2014
Get the force the puddingmug. The act of licking your partners butt hole and they shart in your mouth. Then you return the favor by immediately kissing them.
Jenny finally talked me into giving her a rim job, but she unknowingly sharted in my mouth so I got her with the pudding drop.
by JuiceWilliams4skin May 15, 2017
Get the pudding dropmug. by oooochieee April 26, 2021
Get the pudding bummug. A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.
The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.
The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
Get the cantonese puddingmug.