The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Get the Prison rape mug.A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.
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Get the Prison Pitcher mug.Prison Napalm: An improvised weapon in prisons, created by mixing boiling hot water with sugar and throwing it on someone’s face or body. It causes severe burns, can lead to life-changing injuries, and is typically used for revenge, punishment, or torture. It’s called “Prison Napalm” because it’s boiling hot and sticks like napalm, making it difficult to remove. It’s easily accessible and can affect both inmates and prison staff.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this prison documentary the other night. Looks well easy in there.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Get the Prison Napalm mug.Prison rap: A phenomenon where inmates create rap music while serving time. Using smartphones, WhatsApp, or voicemail, prisoners record their lyrics, making bars behind bars. Sometimes they film short videos on their phones, but often they send voice notes to people outside, who professionally produce the tracks, add beats, and turn them into real records—uploading them to social media or YouTube, letting the music be heard—and sometimes monetized—outside prison.
Lee: Bruv, Did you see that YouTube video about that UK rapper Mazza_L20 in it?. He said he made a whole rap record just by leaving voicemail to to his girlfriend while in jail. He pointed to it hung on his wall LOL.
Frank: That’s sick, bruv real prison rap.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: That’s sick, bruv real prison rap.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.
Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.
Lee: Bruv, I saw this YouTube video the other day… one prisoner made a kettle into, like, a makeshift cooker, and another made a tattoo gun outta a tiny motor from a CD player and a needle, LOL.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.
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