cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018

N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019

Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

by Bigfoot408 June 13, 2018

Diamond Police

League of legends players that consider themselves as high elo, use this idea to destroy diamond players.

Diamond player: omg, do nash u troll
Master tier player: fuck this shit, here comes the diamond police
**They loose**

by Däggermeister July 11, 2018

LSU POLICE

LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.

Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE

by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018