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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.
Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.
by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020
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turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
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alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason
Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?
by Urban Toby August 24, 2020
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Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.
Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.
by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020
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Police

*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars
by DraftDraft July 26, 2022
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Boston police department

When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.
That bitch Amber is crazy! We need to call the Boston police department, if you know what I mean.
by Hugh JassX August 4, 2022
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