phone drunkie

A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.

Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!

Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.

Second example;

Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.

Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.

by CptSoda June 12, 2016

phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.

She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

by onryou74 August 1, 2012

Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.

Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.

by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013