my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 11, 2021

my savior

Jesus duh he died for you! So you can have eternal joy! 💗

my savior is Jesus!

by harhar.eat.a.car May 24, 2021

on my barry

on your own

cristie : whos at the cabin ?
lucy : no one, im jamming on my barry

by what you doing, laura August 21, 2008

my ex

someone who used to be your partner but became the biggest asshole around

my ex is a little shit who thinks shes ubove everyone and lies about everything

by i hate my ex September 8, 2023