table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching

pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.

by erwtqw March 21, 2008

Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)

Did you do it on the Table

by Leviction March 13, 2023

table

something that holds up items

the table is stll

by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011