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Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.
She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.
by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
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Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day
He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.
by ClownShoes123 July 8, 2010
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