The Office

Code word for a domestic orgy

"Lets for for the Office"

by Raveneye26 June 22, 2017

blue office

A dumb ass programm for generating cancer. Often in use for the word aids.

person1: Fuck, it's Friday, do you already did your daily cancer?
person2: do you mean blue office? nah, i did'nt

by urbanair November 6, 2017

officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.

She is going to officate the basktball game.

by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out

Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works

by Dareen123 March 14, 2018

office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"

by kam2000 June 27, 2016

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016