Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

get on the horse

Get pissed

Oy bro, are you gonna get on the horse tonight?
I've been on the horse since last weekend!

by Auren C November 15, 2010

Horse Force

When getting caught between 2 ugly fat girls that want to have a three some at a bar

I Almost got into a Horse Force last night at the bar

by chupacabra Smiles May 20, 2011

horse docking

The act of placing one's head inside the foreskin of a horses penis. Similar to regular docking.

Mom didn't come back from the barn last night because the stallions large foreskin was the perfect size for her head. She was busy horse docking.

by Dr Martin Dingles November 12, 2012

Horse Hiccup

A Queef of massive epic proportions

I heard a horse hiccup from your werepussy

by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009

The horse hoax

Tricking a woman into having sex with you by picking her up in a flash car and promising to go out after drinks.

"Joe used the horse hoax again, his such a misogynist"

by Stains69 August 25, 2009

lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017