Jerry: Hey Bro, you going to the AllStar Music concert?
Tom: Yeah!!
Jerry: Dude, John Yakush is so lucky, he gets to meet so many celebrities!!
Tom: Yeah!!
Jerry: Dude, John Yakush is so lucky, he gets to meet so many celebrities!!
by AllStar Music August 25, 2011
Get the John Yakushmug. The "halo" series is an amazing game made by bungie for Microsoft, but this isn't about the game, this is about the master chief, so I hope you like reading.
The story begins with a young lieutenant junior grade Jacob Keyes and Dr. Halsey, they are going to a planet called "reach" where according to their studies a child with the perfect genetic composition of a soldier (one of about 300) lives, they arrive, and come to his school, and find him to be a boy named john wresting other boys off of a hill, completely unrivalled in strength.
Dr. Halsey kidnaps him and they take him away to a more interesting part of reach, the single largest military base controlled by mankind.
they rid him, and all of the other children of their last names, dubbing john to be john-117, the train the children by day and let them strengthen by night, teach them nothing but war strategy, by the age of 16 they decided the children were ready for body modifications, they coated their bones with titanium A, give them brain enhancing chips, sight sharpening surgery, and adrenal enhancements giving them unparalleled speed and reflexes. Along with several other strength and mind enhancing procedures, originally bred for crowd control, they would find greater use once the covenant appeared.
Through training, they were able to outsmart orbital drop shock troopers (like the ones from halo 2) and kill the best fighters on earth by age 10, but now, they were unstoppable.
After being put into use since the age of 18, the super soldiers were decorated like none other in combat (basically watch the movie "soldier". But their distinguishing moment was when the MJOLNIR battle suit was invented... the first volunteer was a marine, they let him wear the suit and he seemed fine, then they turned it on, the suit tightened, and because of the reflex machines inside exaggerating their movements, when he moved his arm slightly it completely shattered it’s entire skeletal structure. The resulting spasms of pain caused him to flail, completely shattering his entire bone system, and killing him.
Thus, the super soldiers the UNSC had created were the next up for this experiment, due to their bone augmentations, however, they could not only survive in this suit, but thrive, their reflexes doubled, their strength increased tenfold, they were near immortal.
John-117, having proven himself in combat the most distinguished, not for speed or strength, but for bravery and luck against dashing odds was pronounced the team leader for his selflessness for the sake of his team. (Oh, right... almost all of the super soldiers died in the augmentations).
One by one, his brothers and sisters were killed in combat once the covenant threat was seen, most of which died on the battle for reach, which ended with the covenant retreating and glassing (firing pure plasma at dirt turning it to glass) the planet.
After reach ended, began the war against the flood, which you can fill in as far as john-117 goes. After that came "The First Strike".
But, I’m tired of typing and you are probably tired of reading, so there's the origin of the master chief, anyway, and to find out the stories of EVERYONE ELSE check out the Halo book series.
The story begins with a young lieutenant junior grade Jacob Keyes and Dr. Halsey, they are going to a planet called "reach" where according to their studies a child with the perfect genetic composition of a soldier (one of about 300) lives, they arrive, and come to his school, and find him to be a boy named john wresting other boys off of a hill, completely unrivalled in strength.
Dr. Halsey kidnaps him and they take him away to a more interesting part of reach, the single largest military base controlled by mankind.
they rid him, and all of the other children of their last names, dubbing john to be john-117, the train the children by day and let them strengthen by night, teach them nothing but war strategy, by the age of 16 they decided the children were ready for body modifications, they coated their bones with titanium A, give them brain enhancing chips, sight sharpening surgery, and adrenal enhancements giving them unparalleled speed and reflexes. Along with several other strength and mind enhancing procedures, originally bred for crowd control, they would find greater use once the covenant appeared.
Through training, they were able to outsmart orbital drop shock troopers (like the ones from halo 2) and kill the best fighters on earth by age 10, but now, they were unstoppable.
After being put into use since the age of 18, the super soldiers were decorated like none other in combat (basically watch the movie "soldier". But their distinguishing moment was when the MJOLNIR battle suit was invented... the first volunteer was a marine, they let him wear the suit and he seemed fine, then they turned it on, the suit tightened, and because of the reflex machines inside exaggerating their movements, when he moved his arm slightly it completely shattered it’s entire skeletal structure. The resulting spasms of pain caused him to flail, completely shattering his entire bone system, and killing him.
Thus, the super soldiers the UNSC had created were the next up for this experiment, due to their bone augmentations, however, they could not only survive in this suit, but thrive, their reflexes doubled, their strength increased tenfold, they were near immortal.
John-117, having proven himself in combat the most distinguished, not for speed or strength, but for bravery and luck against dashing odds was pronounced the team leader for his selflessness for the sake of his team. (Oh, right... almost all of the super soldiers died in the augmentations).
One by one, his brothers and sisters were killed in combat once the covenant threat was seen, most of which died on the battle for reach, which ended with the covenant retreating and glassing (firing pure plasma at dirt turning it to glass) the planet.
After reach ended, began the war against the flood, which you can fill in as far as john-117 goes. After that came "The First Strike".
But, I’m tired of typing and you are probably tired of reading, so there's the origin of the master chief, anyway, and to find out the stories of EVERYONE ELSE check out the Halo book series.
John-117 "The Master Chief linked his COM and encrypted the channel so only the people sending the signal would hear him. "Oly Oly Oxen Free," he spoke into his microphone. "All out in the free. We're all free."- Eric Nylund "The First Strike"
by /\_/Tyrant\_/\ April 16, 2006
Get the John-117mug. Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice
Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023
Get the Juicy Johnmug. When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.
Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.
Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.
by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022
Get the John Defaultmug. by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019
Get the John deforeskinmug. 1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.
2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.
From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.
From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
Get the John Wooedmug. john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
by giselle<33 August 22, 2021
Get the john owenmug.