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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
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Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
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shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS
random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION
by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021
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Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW
Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later
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dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo
by jjj777savage June 5, 2018
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I understand it now

Phrase used when you perfectly master a task after messing up only one time.
lethal shooter throws a gummy bear in a water bottle in a far distance successfully but messes up the next attempt.

Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.

Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.
by TotalSwizzy November 5, 2024
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