to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

by fernandomartinez101 October 25, 2011

like so brody can see

Kid who wants to atract the attention of a youtuber called "yo mama"

"Yo mama so fat that when she fell everybody thought it was a big meteorite"
"Like so BRODY can see 👍"

by coffee~ May 25, 2020

Damn, I see you gettin' it

when you see a couple together, you use this to describe what will probably happen later (sex). that would mean they are gettin' it.

Friend: We're going back to my room later tonight
Friend 2: Damn, I see you gettin' it!

by DISYGI March 6, 2010

if u are seeing this u will die soon

the word has been ruling in our galaxy for the last 70,607 years but it is time for that ruling era to end. and to end this we are going to make it fast. on sunday the 8th of july 2022. a meteor this galaxy has never seen will hit this planet. a rock witch is made from pure uranium and 2 single atoms at the core of it will wipe the earth in a matter of 0.0004 seconds at the co ordinates of 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. only the best will survive. goodluck citezens of planet earth

if u are seeing this u will die soon means u are going to die. co ordinates are if u are seeing this u will die soon

by goodbye earth October 5, 2020

I See Right Through You

When a nigger sees right through you and knows every move you will make in the future

nigga:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU MUTHERFUCKER
whiteboy: whatever bitch, white boy pulls out deagle.
nigga:FUCK YOU I SAW THAT COMING MUTHERFUCKER

Nigger blasted white boy in the face, white boy dies...

by The Great Phillip Dinh October 16, 2008

see ya, don't want to be ya

Affected humorous goodbye to someone the speaker can't stand. The bit before the comma is spoken out loud, the rest is more sotto voce; the whole phrase may be repeated straight out to a third party.

Yeah, fine, Travis, whatever you say, love the jacket, see ya, don't want to be ya.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

Hey shitass wanna see me-

Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)

Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .

by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022