Girlfriend: why can't we hang out today
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
by Envy1211 October 24, 2020

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National Samantha Day is when all the Samanthas of the world can ban together and form an army. Kiss all the Samanthas you can for they are a rare species.
by willard478 October 29, 2019

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by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

“Hi welcome to Emirates National School where you enter straight and leave being a lesbian with 7 ex’s”
by Straightqueen101 November 8, 2019
