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Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.
“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”
by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019
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Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
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dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
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date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
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darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
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Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
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Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
by Jharnez January 25, 2015
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