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Gex Night 

A night where you play a game that is totally, absolutely, Gex
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Gex? I've got my Wii U all set up
Person 2: Yo Gex night? I Love Gex Night!

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 2: Wait, what's this Ultra Smash? I don't remember that being a Gex ability
Gex Night by 8-Bit Protogen January 28, 2021

Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

Friday Night Funkin 

A game where a midget who is vocally impaired gets into rap battles for a literal demon to love him.
Man 1: Do you like Friday Night Funkin?
Man 2: Dude you're about to be executed and those are your last words?

One Night Talks

One Night Talks are just like One Night Stands. Only its when you only talk to a person for one night and one night only.

Late night squad

Getting banned for a pedo meme
Normal person: “you are part of Late Night Squad?”
Caynix: “yeah, why?”
Person: “ew, never speak to me again!”
Late night squad by Ruby is epic January 26, 2021

Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."