Dreet Mustard

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed

"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"

by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023

Señora Mustache

Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.

Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?

Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache

by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023

Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015

Bottom honey mustard

The bottom of a honey mustard container that’s unable to be used due to the mass amount of crumbs

I don’t eat bottom honey mustard due to the crumbs

by Hurricanesteve May 7, 2018

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019

You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

Ford Mustang

Fords number 1 performance car that has a huge variety of upgrades making it a fun and simple car to make extremely fast. A properly upgraded gt could smoke a chevy corvette.

When im done my ford mustang it will be sick, it will have shorty headers, off road mid pipes, paxton supercharger, 70mm throttle body, edelbrock intake, 3:73:1 gears and much more to list.

by tim harrold April 14, 2006