flushed the mouse

to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.

Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.

by bluesteeler April 8, 2024

shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

mickey mouse stream

A poorly executed stream or livestream, thats almost amateurish enough that it is bad. It was used in Quackityhq's stream and GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Sapnap, and Karl called his stream a Mickey Mouse Stream.

GeorgeNotFound: this is a mickey mouse stream

by L4L4IN3 April 14, 2021

Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.

Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy in school or at work, almost like a mouse in church. Then when she would go away I would remember that she wasn't all powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying bully me.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!

boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!

by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Mouse

A tiny little fiend who cannot get enough of cheese

That mouse is a fiend

by WankMeOff6969 May 30, 2021