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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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Your mom goes to college

The very definition of being smiten by God himself, for the burn can end even the greatest wars.
A great example would be

Hitler commited suicide because the Allied Powers were heard rebuttling “Your mom goes to college” in every word he said.
by Your name has been taken June 1, 2018
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your moms gay lol

the worst insult you can say to someone

like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful
i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself
by shrek=drek May 6, 2018
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Your mom has big gae

Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)
Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u

Ryan: *Dies*
by Liam Liam Liam Liam December 18, 2018
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I'll marsh mellow your mom

Some disterbing s** position
I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017
by Ell lesowell November 5, 2017
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Say Hi To Your Mom For Me

A phrase implying that the person saying it "knows" your mother, but in the biblical sense; and that your mother is a woman of easy virtue. Interpretation depends on the context, of course. In the long tradition of putting down someone else's mother as a way of putting them down. Alternatively, just "say hi to your Mom."
by Enonymous January 26, 2006
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your mom makes me juicy

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.
"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."
by slidespace November 20, 2006
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