Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.

Nash is a pyar ming.

by Gbar November 26, 2017

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.

Ming is a good girl

by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021

Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

by Steve507 June 30, 2024

ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019