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milking the cobra 

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

Mixing Blood 

A used in contemporary american youth to describe the mental state when a girl going in and out of consciousness and unable to say no to sexual advances. It is looked down upon to have sex with a girl who is "mixing blood" and is considered a form of date rape.

Comes from when a women is raped and drunk and both menstrual and bodily bloods are mixed during the violent sex.
girl- "Please stop, I'm mixing blood, I don't know what I'm doing!"
boy- "Ok just one sec, i'm almost done"
Mixing Blood by John MacPherson November 1, 2010

Making Sausage

The action of clasping someone's penis with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.
Victim: She is a virgin so she ended up making sausage.
Friend: That's rough man.
Making Sausage by WadofMeat April 21, 2019

dream making out with georgenotfound 

dumbass picture that shouldnt exist
"dream making out with georgenotfound is the worst image i have ever seen

This dust is making me thirsty

an expression used during the dust storms over the east coast of australia during September 2009
you are at work looking out the window at a red dusty sky - "this dust is making me thirsty"

Making fun of the fat girl 

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Apologizing to the fat girl
Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.